Depresso-Tron 418: I Built a Bureaucratic Coffee Machine That Cannot Make Coffee

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge I want to be clear about something upfront: this server has been running in production for three days and has successfully brewed zero cups of coffee. I consider this a success. What I Built Depresso-Tron 418 is an RFC 2324-compliant HTCPCP server. It implements the BREW and WHEN methods from the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, which is a real protocol that Larry Masinter published on April 1, 1998, and which the Internet Engineering Task Force technically never rescinded. Demo You can try it right now at coffee.smartservices.tech. I recommend going in without reading further. The experience is better cold. Code greysquirr3l / depresso-tron-418 Depresso-Tron 418 An RFC 2324-compliant HTCPCP server that will earnestly refuse to make you coffee. April Fools Challenge entry · #418challenge · #devchallenge Live demo: coffee.smartservices.tech The Anti-Value Proposition Most applications help you manage your time. Depresso-Tron